From the Sewanee Messenger:
“Chief Jim Parrott reports that the department patrolled 4,937 miles; investigated one automobile accident; no arrests were made; one Speeding Citation and four warnings were issued; and seven dogs were picked up for the pound.”
That’s for the entire month of June.
🙂
6 replies on “June Police Report”
So you’ll be checking the pound soon?
You’re killing me – both you and Betsy – with your observations about Life In Sewanee. With each new revelation, I’m thinking, “yup, been there, seen that. Thought it was just as weird.” Just remember the mantra: “My, what a strange place this is.”
Sounds like the Wal-Greens “Perfect” spots. And a far cry from when I saw y’all in DC.
Boring! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go shoot some hippies.
Now if Fox Nexs were to report on this, it would read:
“Major happenings in Sewanee! We think Bill Clinton is behind it. The O’Reilly Factor is next”
I smell liberal claptrap….