June Police Report

From the Sewanee Messenger:

“Chief Jim Parrott reports that the department patrolled 4,937 miles; investigated one automobile accident; no arrests were made; one Speeding Citation and four warnings were issued; and seven dogs were picked up for the pound.”

That’s for the entire month of June.


6 thoughts on “June Police Report

  1. You’re killing me – both you and Betsy – with your observations about Life In Sewanee. With each new revelation, I’m thinking, “yup, been there, seen that. Thought it was just as weird.” Just remember the mantra: “My, what a strange place this is.”

  2. Now if Fox Nexs were to report on this, it would read:

    “Major happenings in Sewanee! We think Bill Clinton is behind it. The O’Reilly Factor is next”

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