Digital Culture

There’s a sucker born every minute

And ebay is the place to shill to them. Most amusing auction I’ve seen in some time:

Wi-Fi Speed Spray DramaticalIy Increase Data Throughput

This revolutionary product enhances the transfer of computer data through the air. You’ll be amazed!

Do you live in a polluted environment such as Los Angeles? If so, you’ve probably experienced the heartbreak of data transfer slow-down. WiFi Speed Sprayâ„¢ can overcome the effects of pollution, increase fidelity, and provide you with the fastest wireless data transfer possible. Compatible with ALL 802.XXx standards!

It’s a scientific fact. Radio waves become sluggish under a variety of common environmental conditions. Besides air pollution, radio waves slow down in noisy environments, at night, and in “high emission” areas such as computer rooms, offices that use fluorescent lighting, and even in the kitchen (those pesky microwave ovens are to blame!).

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Where’s the Mythbusters when you need them?

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *