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There Can Be Only One

A man was beheaded in a frenzied and prolonged axe attack in a London street today.

The axeman, smartly-dressed and in his thirties, felled his victim with one blow and then struck repeatedly “as if he was chopping wood”.

When asked why he had done it, he told officers: “It’s complicated. It’s private.”

Officers didn’t report on the bizarre electrical storm that surely followed the beheading.

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