Damn logical toddler

Scene – Eliza using the potty, dad is showing her his iPhone for entertainment.

Eliza: “I want to hold your phone!”

Dad: “Well, you can’t while you’re on the potty. There is water, and you might drop it.”

Eliza “But if I keep my legs together and am careful it can’t go in the water, Dad.”

Dad: “Seriously? How do you do that? You’re two!”