Scene – Eliza using the potty, dad is showing her his iPhone for entertainment.
Eliza: “I want to hold your phone!”
Dad: “Well, you can’t while you’re on the potty. There is water, and you might drop it.”
Eliza “But if I keep my legs together and am careful it can’t go in the water, Dad.”
Dad: “Seriously? How do you do that? You’re two!”